colfersaurusrex:

I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person

(Source: rexuality, via phobias)

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perchu:

im alive but only ironically

(via feelinqsuck)

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large-flightless-bird:

when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground

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(via phobias)

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